things i want:
- to punch myself in the FUCKING FACE
- some mac n cheese
you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail
"No homo" cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.
I read this to a group of archaeologists and they completely lost their shit
my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me
U CAN HAVE A LITTLE EXTRA FAT OR EVEN ALOT OF EXTRA FAT AND STILL BE HOT AS FUCK AND IF ANYONE EVER TRIES TO TELL YOU OTHERWISE YOU CAN FUCKING KICK THEM IN THE SHINS RIGHT THEN AND THERE
anxiety is terrible, you could be having an attack and no one would even know because it’s an inward thing. it feels like you’re malfunctioning and you can’t process your own thoughts. you get a knot in your stomach and you can’t take a full breath but outwardly you can literally just sit there and look completely normal as long as no one tries to speak to you.