candidcatharsis:

it’s a bird

it’s a plane

it’s

the entire fucking population of heaven

allmymetaphors:

isn’t it weird as hell that you can think someone is the coolest person on earth and at the exact same time they can hate themselves 

meladoodle:

yeah sure we’ll cremate you when you die, why not, you’ve urned it

• Shop for vegan foods
• Get car checked out for road trippin’
• Pack
• Drive to fuckin’ Jers
• HAVE THE BEST FUCKING WEEKEND EVER BECAUSE SKATE & SURF AND FRANDS YUP
• Also, meet Macklemore

tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

I’d say it’s pretty fucking

bananas